I have to know everything! How the hell else am I supposed to
take care of you?You’re not supposed to take care of me! I’m the dad, you’re the son!
Shh, S t i l e s l o o k a t m e , shh, look at me, shh S t i l e s …L y d i a l o o k a t m e , don’t listen, okay? don’t listen to it.
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED