What happened to the gun?

You’re covered in gasoline.

Oh yeah.




I have to know everything! How the hell else am I supposed to take care of you?
You’re not supposed to take care of me! I’m the dad, you’re the son!

。◕‿◕。


Shh, S t i l e s  l o o k  a t  m e , shh, look at me, shh  S t i l e s …

                      L y d i a  l o o k  a t  m e , don’t listen, okay? don’t listen to it.

we’re supposed to take care of each other



perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song


egberts:

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*


nymheria:

#JORDAN PARRISH STORMBORN #THE UNBURNT #FATHER OF DRAGONS #RIGHTFUL KING OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN #LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS AND PROTECTOR OF BEACON HILLS


snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care


actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED



Palette matchup:

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